#44 Juggle Swords

#43 Overthrow a Dictatorship (Independently)

#42 Understand the Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything

#41 Circumvent the Laws of Gravity

#40 Unstaple Everything I've Ever Stapled in My Life

#39 Climb a Mountain High Enough that Helicopters Can't Reach Me if I Decide Not to Make it to the Top

#38 Get Back to My Ska Roots

#37 Attend a Masquerade Ball Dressed as a Member of Foghat

#36 Become a Member of the Dharma Initiative

#35 Memorize the Second 100 Digits of Pi

#34 Write a Tell-All Book About the Time I Thought I Saw a Cast Member of the Old Degrassi TV Series on the Street

#33 Change My Last Name to Wang

#32 Reinvent the Wheel Using Sliced Bread

#31 Start a Theatre Company Devoted to Musicals Written by Gilbert and Hammerstein

#30 Open a Store in Switzerland

#29 Join a Math Rock Band

#28 Drive My Chevy to the Levee (Because It Might Be Dry)

#27 Finish that Screenplay I Started Writing in High School

#26 Eat Cream Cheese

#25 Wear my Underwear Inside Out and Still Consider it Clean

#24 Punch a Midget

#23 Switch My Ringtone to Some Kind of Song that Makes Everyone Around Me Think, God, What a Douche

#22 Work at a Job with the Word Administrative in its Name

# 21 Win the Lottery.....With My Mind!

#20 Wear a Tuxedo to Bed so as to Swiftly Attend a James Bond Lookalike Competition the Next Morning

#19 Name a Child Jabba

#17 Dye My Hair Jet Black and Join an Emo Band

#18 Burp Voluntarily (Seriously, I Just Can't)

#16 Opt For Rock

#15 Watch Grey's Anatomy

#14 Beat Booker T in an Organ Playing Contest

#13 Tweet

#12 Microwave a Burrito So Hot that Even Woody Harrelson Wouldn't Eat It

#11 Read Every Word in Atlas Shrugged in Reverse Order

#10 Accept Pineapple on Pizza as Anything but Disgusting

#9 Disguise Myself as an Eccentric Billionaire in Order to Get my McDonald's Meals Super-Sized at No Extra Cost

#8 Speak Fluent Esperanto

#7 Hold My Breath Under Water for More Than Two Minutes

#6 Understand the Appeal of Radiohead

#5 Skydive

#4 Wear Oversized Glasses For the Sake of Coolness

#3 Kill a Manatee (The Most Dangerous Game)

#2 Eat Cream Cheese

#1 Watch the Movie Titanic